Dynamite (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 39)
How about robbing a bank in the pitch dark. No torch. Well, a torch you can only turn on for about a second, and then only 8 times. Sound good?Well it's not.See the Amstrad version of Dynamite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR_k9...See the Atari 8-......
Universe (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 43)
It's the flipping Starship Enterprise again isn't it? Getting itself stuck in some sort of cavern with wildly erratic asteroids throwing itself at the ship. The crew having to sort this mess out while Kirk goes off and bums an alien. Pffffft.See the......
Ghosts (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 34)
Another poor Pac-Man clone, very much like Maze Eater from this very same compilation! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDr9h...). Why do you need two clones of the same game on one tape Cassette 50? Why?See the Amstrad version of Ghosts: https://www......
Rats (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 44)
It's Simon. Nothing more, nothing else. Why's it called Rats? I don't know. Sorry. Maybe you'd like to find out and tell me? I'm just the man who puts his irritating voice on the videos.See the Amstrad version of Rats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v......
Jetmobile (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 47)
Jet mobile. Jet. Mobile.It's not a fucking jet mobile. It's snake.Get out of my sight Cassette 50, go and think about what you've done.See the ZX Spectrum version of Jetmobile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PQ5T...See the Vic-20 version of Jet Mob......
Attacker (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 8)
Fly a plane to blow up a dam to flood some Gestapo headquarters. Why it didn't occur to anybody just to bomb the Gestapo headquarters rather than go through with the dam flooding plan is beyond me. Game number 8 on the C64 version of the infamous Cas......
Parachutist (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 46)
In real life, when people parachute out of a plane do they really have to aim for what looks like a mattress that has been left in a field for them to land on?I didn't think so, but that is exactly what is happening here. So, your choices are:Land on......
Phaser (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 31)
What would you do if you had a bunch of gravestones marching upon you, their only intent to crush you? I know what I'd do, and that would be run away. Why you'd stand and shoot back at them is anyone's guess, you idiot. Do you know how fast a gravest......
Motorway (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 20)
"Cross the road to rescue the girl" apparently. Which is hard when your character is as light as a feather and can get crumpled up my a remote control car.See the Amstrad version of Motorway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k35a...See the Atari 8-bi......
Intruder (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 32)
It's happened to all of us, hasn't it? That day when you're in a rush to get somewhere and you find yourself stuck in a garden full of weeds growing all around you, leaving you helplessly trapped. Those days are annoying aren't they? Yeah.See the Ams......
Ivasive Action (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 11)
The almost unthinkable has happened - there is actually a pretty good, addictive game on a Cassette 50, and it's name is Ivasive (not evasive) Action.See the Amstrad version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlyZQ...See the Atari 8-bit version: https:......
Ski Jump (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 15)
(Or 'Downhill Ski Jump' as it seems to suggest once the game is loaded). Who hasn't wanted to ski down a slope littered with houses, trees and...giant mushrooms?See the ZX Spectrum version of Ski Jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea0g-...See the......
The Force (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 49)
Who hasn't ever wanted to be put in a cage in a smelly room by the Skull Master? I know I have. And now you can, by playing THE FORCE.Basically the same as Skull Castle on the Vic-20 Cassette 50: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sphnp...See the Atari......
Plasma Bolt (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 4)
It's always the way isn't it? You try and fly your spaceship around and some idiot puts plasma bolts in the way. Well, it's either crash into them or shoot them, and I'm not prepared to crash. Have you seen how much the insurance premiums are on a sp......
Galactic Attack (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 2)
You have to feel sorry for the people stuck on a planet that are relying on me to save them. 2nd Game on the C64 version of the infamous Cassette 50.See the Dragon 32 version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW1P4...See the Acorn Electron Version: ht......
Radar Landing (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 7)
All those films where the pilot of a plane is knocked unconscious and a member of the public takes over and successfully lands it - complete bollocks. As this proves.See the Atari 8-bit version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO03l...See the Dragon3......
Star Trek (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 6)
I'm not a big fan of Star Trek, so this game never really stood a chance of getting a good review regardless of whether it was on Cassette 50 or not. Game number 6 on the Commodore 64 version of that infamous compilation.See the Amstrad version here:......
Lunar Lander (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 5)
The moon landings. Are they real or not? Well, to be honest if it's this difficult then there's no way they could have been achieved. Game number 5 on the Commodore 64 version of the infamous Cassette 50.See the Amstrad version: https://www.youtube.c......
Ski Jump (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 15)
(Or 'Downhill Ski Jump' as it seems to suggest once the game is loaded). Who hasn't wanted to ski down a slope littered with houses, trees and...giant mushrooms?See the ZX Spectrum version of Ski Jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea0g-...See the......
Derby Dash (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 41)
Bet all your money on a horse. Bet it all. All of it. Give me your money, I'll do it for you.Oh, your horse lost. Bad luck. Cheer up your horse now. It's sad. Cheer it up. Kiss your horse. KISS IT.See the Atari 8-bit version of Derby Dash: https://ww......